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THE CANADA HONORARY SHOEHANS: Yes Santa Claus lives in The Canada which makes it a very special place deserving of a personalized pride SHOEHAN

November 25, 2009

Well I just found out some things like there are people from Aisa in The Canada, which I didn’t know as I pictured it to be prime Caucasian. (Caucasian means “white people”.) These SHOEHANS combine all important things about the country of The Canada which include a snowshoe function for those cold weather days.  Also there is a flag waving from the shoe, I am impressed with The Canada’s liberalness in that they allow a MARIJUANA leaf as their national mascot.  How riskay!

And of course the national animal the beaver, who is greeting his native people of The Canada by saying hello in their native language, which of course is “Olé!” It will definitely create Jingoness.

Lastly and most importantly there is a duel functionality in that we have a sneaker for comfort PLUS a stiletto heel for sexual enhancements to your SHOEHANS and to allow you to flirt with confidence. I hear many men in The Canada prefer sexual flirting in the same way they do in America.

well all I can say here is Olé to all the people of The Canada! Weather-friendly and prideful, these will make your girls so JEALOUS at whatever version of Chili's happy hour you may have!

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Sarah permalink
    November 26, 2009 8:18 am

    These are great. It’s really wonderful to be aware of our foreigner friends and I will definitely be picking up a pair! Also for my teenage daughter, a pair also!

  2. jennifer permalink
    November 26, 2009 4:20 pm

    obviously you know nothing about Canada, that is the stupidest thing i’ve ever read.

    • Sarah permalink
      December 8, 2009 7:18 pm


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