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WEIGHT LOSS SHOEHANS: obviously they have rhinestones unlike those other “fitness” footwears on the market

November 28, 2009

Well I know that around this time of holiday season, many of us start losing track of the things we eat and before we know it we are having to lose lbs FAST.  This SHOEHAN is both glamorous (note the upper-class quality bedazzle rhinestones) and practical, as when it detects you have surpassed your goal weight of anywhere between 92-101 lbs depending on your height after perhaps one too many frozen strawberry daiquiris which is my favorite drink, it will clamp to your ankle and also clamp you to the street or sidewalk. This will do several things for you i.e.:

1. it will not allow you to go get any more food!!!

2. it will alert you in a way that is difficult to ignore so you are truly aware of your mistake

3. due to the fact that I imagine these SHOEHANS will be very popular in my line, everyone will know what has happened to you weight/eating-wise once you are clamped and you will feel embarrassed- this will be both a punishment for you and will also teach you never to gain lbs again!

these SHOEHANS feature weight gain prevention techniques through a tire boot device, the modernized scale acts as a sexy stiletto heel and also a weight measurement device so the SHOEHAN can accurately detect any weight of over between 92-101 lbs depending on your height and let you know immediately to go on a long term diet of lemon juice and baking soda which is what i recommend and is my diet of choice always.

p.s. I am not so stupid or crazy as to clamp you to the street forever, the SHOEHANS ALERT CLAMP, TIRE BOOT STYLE, will let you walk free after only 45 minutes.

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  1. Sarah permalink
    November 29, 2009 2:02 pm

    Jenius, Dina! You have replased Amy Fisher as the first Long Islander I think of. I inspire to be just like you you are soooo!! TALENTED!!!!!

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