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DENISE RICHARDS: IT’S COMPLICATED SHOEHAN. As a tribute to my fellow E! Entertainment Reality Show Star during the same era.

November 14, 2009
itscomplicated_SHOEHAN

I and Denise Richards were both on reality shows on the E! Entertainment Television Network run by Ted Harbert who gave us both a chance luckily for her she got to keep her show(SHOWHAN LOL) but I did not, in any case she deserves a SHOEHAN.

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MENORAH JEWISH SHOEHANS- What should I call this new line of SHOEHANS: JEWHANS or SHOEHANNUKA?? I will start taking your votes now! (they are REVERSIBLE as you can see in the pictures below)

November 13, 2009

I work in Hollywood California therefore I know that Hannika is right around the corner. I also have my LISPH (Long Island SHOEHANS Production Hub) that is located in Long Island and of course run by Hebrews. Even though I am of the Christian persuasion, I will never forget about my business investors, lawyers, and my childrens’ agents when crafting my artistic visions through footwear.

menorah_boots_1

this is one of two ways you can rock(ette) these JEWISH menorah boots. You will get great height in these, maybe 1 whole foot!

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This is the other way you can wear these Menorah SHOEHANS. You will get the same great height and nothing looks cuter than those little candle holders sticking out from under a pair of STUNNING bell bottom denims!

 

GARBAGE CAN SHOEHANS (these are silver but i will be making a black version and maybe ones with laces?)

November 13, 2009
garbageSHOEHAN

obviously a girl with cankles will not want to purchase the boots but i am considering about making a plus-size version or maybe elastic.

BE SEXY AND ALSO YOU WILL APPEAL TO CHILDREN IN “MY LITTLE PONY” PATENT PLEATHER HEEL

November 13, 2009
my little piny SHOEHAN

This idea came to me in a dream JUST NOW AT 1:05AM EST I dreamed about beautiful young women prancing around Roosevelt Field Mall, maybe at the Ruby Tuesdays, in their sexual yet maternal new SHOEHANS

PERSONAL AQUARIUM SHOES THEY COME WITH GOLDFISH ALREADY INSIDE

November 12, 2009
PERSONAL AQUARIUM SHOES

never get lonely when you have goldfish by your feet! FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR DUMPING YOU ANYWAY that's what i say

ESPADRILLES WITH BEDAZZLES (not the cheap kind that gets glued on, the real deal)

November 12, 2009

ESPADRILLES WITH BEDAZZLES
what a great idea!